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Do Not Open This Book : A ridiculously funny story for kids, big and small... do you dare open this book?!
Do Not Open This Book : A ridiculously funny story for kids, big and small... do you dare open this book?!
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A ridiculously funny story for kids, big and small... DO YOU DARE OPEN THIS BOOK?!
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Oh! You opened the book. I assume that was an accident? No problem, accidents happen. I'm not even angry.
Just please don't turn the page! Monster will do anything for you to not open this book, but what will happen if you do? Young readers will love doing everything they are asked not to, and turning the pages to discover Monster's hilarious secret at the end of this funny picture book. Do Not Open This Book is the hilarious, best-selling new book from Australian radio DJ and comedian Andy Lee.
We clean up after ourselves.
Ecommerce deliveries have a carbon footprint. That's why we support verified projects that remove carbon from the air.
Every delivery’s carbon footprint is calculated based on weight, shipping method, and distance traveled. We neutralize these emissions by purchasing verified carbon removal credits from groundbreaking projects. When you add a contribution to your order, 100% of that money is used to pay for additional carbon removal.


With your purchase, you’ll join a community of proactive merchants and customers dedicated to a sustainable future. Together, we've removed emissions for over 63 million deliveries and removed over 45 thousand tonnes of carbon.
We work with a network of pioneering carbon removal companies that have been vetted by the commerce platform Shopify.

